Alientology

What is Alientology?


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A cult of sorts, kind of like Scientology except not as retarded. Members believe that our universe is a simulation inside a powerful alien computer. This theory may well be logical; someday we might have super powerful computers, with the invention of quantum computers. So other races already having a very powerful computer is totally realistic. Alientology is believable, plus it is not like all that Xenu crap.

Guy 1: Hey I heard that our universe is a simulation inside an alien computer.

Guy 2: Welcome to Alientology.

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