Alienware

What is Alienware?


1.

A VERY highly overrated brand of gaming CPU. They're overpriced, and their tech support is non-existent. The company lies to each and every single one of their customers (and non-customers) by falsly advertizing that they will fix any problems that happen under their warranty. NEVER buy anything from this company run by ignorant assholes.

Alienware is for rich people who want to play games but in reality have no fucking clue how to use Windows even to the most minimal extent. Buy a PC from an HONESTLY reputable manufacturer such as HP, and don't get ripped off by Alienware's bad quality merchanise and obscene prices.

See alienware, alien, ware, piece of shit, overrated

2.

absolute and complete trash/shit ass computers

This is alienware customer service would u like to buy our 15 thousand dollar computer or would u like a new car?

See trash, junk, horrible, useless

3.

a company that sells the best made computers and treats their employees like crap and pays them like crap for the amount of money theyre making of them.

hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled

anyone get any mistakes in their Alienware computer it's my fault for leaving my job.

See michael

4.

A company who makes excellent computer that break.

And when they break, they stay broken.

Customer: "Ahem i have a problem with..."

Alienware Tech Support "FUCK YOU!"

* Hangs Up *

See wankers, assholes, morons, evil, pricks, crooks, steal, filthy, nasty, tech support

5.

Expensive ass computers usually being bought by spoiled rich kids who are too lazy to build their own computer. Not bad computers, but a rip-off. These tend to be ugly as hell, too. newegg is your friend.

"i bougt teh alienwarez & its teh better then urs comps lol"

"Uh, no, my computer has better parts, and cost hundreds of dollars less. Plus, I don't have a gay ass case where the bottom-front breaks easily."

See Bryce

6.

Miami-based company that manufactures very high-end (though usually coming in a few grand below Falcon Northwest, the absolute leader in bleeding-edge hardware gaming PCs). Are instantly distinguishable by their distinctive cases (used to be tall towers, but are now sleeker and sport "alien eyes" at the bottom, because countless boutique shops have imitated the original Alienware look) and high costs. Owners argue that the convenience of knowing everything is perfectly compatible, and award-winning customer service are worth the price.

Fan: Dude, Steve just got a new Alienware.

Person: He could've bought the same configuration for half that price.

Fan: Yeah, but he's also getting 24/7 customer service and they put it together for him.

Person: That hardly sounds worth it.

Fan: We differ in opinion -- the logical solution is to have fight to determine who's right.

7.

The absolutely worse computer company in the world. They lie straight to your face and they know it. Their warrenty is bullshit and they have no knowledge of computers whatsoever. Everytime I call tech support I ask them the same questions and they give me different answers everytime. You can never get a hold of the supervisor. The company is made for idiots who buy computers and they know it. Once they get on the phone with a guy who has a dose of knowledge they basically fuck you too you and do not help you. The final answer from them for all my 3 hour+ phone calls is "we will get back to you in 24 hours" which basically translates to "fuck you."

I do not even care about the price because it is not bad at all. Its the fact that they have 12 year old "technicians" who sell this bullshit. They lie to you. No matter what you will be on hold for an 2 hours. They are fucking morons.

Do not buy from Alienware ever, even though the price is decent for the specs, the absolute bullshit you go through with them is simply not worth it. It even took me twice as long to recieve my PC than it said on the website. I hate this company with a passion.

If you want expensive 1337 computers go to ibuypower

Simply put do not buy from Alienware. Save yourself from high blood pressure and turning into a raging ape and buy from anyone else, except for gateway because they suck too.

See liars, bullshit, fucking bullshit


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