What is Alisatosis?
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A medical condition that causes chickens to frantically work only during CTO monthly meetings. Symptoms include hard "pecking" loudly at the keyboard so that everyone knows that you are working, tourette syndrome type outbursts, telling meaningless stories that have no ending, and chicken feathers flying above your cubical....
My mothers brothers cousin lives next door to the guy that had a blue car that looks like the dress that I wore to prom with my friends baby daddy's man.
The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.
Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.
She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.
