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When you need to take a crap but there's something really exciting going on that you don't want to miss.
"oh shit the ne..
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To get so drunk that you do not remember destroying public restrooms or telling female co-workers to sit on your face.
I was so vanndal..
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The act of tracing the outline of your own genitalia onto a surface.
Dave: "aw sweet. check out the genitraceon on that park bench..