What is Aliyahism?
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the practice of bowing down and loving Aliyah Cline for the rest of one's life. Aliyah, the goddess of all, is a good natured, guitar playing, sexy spirit who kicks ass. She encourages fun times, openmindedness, hippies, nag champa insence, and reading, writing, and music. Aliyahism is one of the most cultures religions of the 20th century.
Everyone practices Aliyahism in order to be happy, free, and non-religous.
