Aljay

What is Aljay?


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A good looking man who can get all the ladies, but has an insanely small penis. Likes to once in awhile fuck fowls or ducklings so can also be called a chickenfucker. Has no sexual experience but masturbates at least 13 times a day to gay porn.

The kid in your school who got in a car accident where the car flipped three times.

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