Alkaser

What is Alkaser?


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1. a person who dresses their vagina up like a clam bucket, then they put clams in their. When a person goes to take a clam, the person dressed up as a "bucket" shoots orgasm juice at them

Eddie said that his girlfriend dressed up as an alkaser when they had sex.


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