What is Alkema?


The crappiest band in the whole entire world.

"So, I saw Alkema play at Solomon's Porch and they were the worst band ever."

"Yea, I know. They were all really ugly too!"

"Wow, did you see Alkema play last night?"

"..Yeah, wow they sucked so much"

"Band with ugly members"

See band, emo kid, alkema, metal, ugly


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