What is Alkema?
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The crappiest band in the whole entire world.
"So, I saw Alkema play at Solomon's Porch and they were the worst band ever."
"Yea, I know. They were all really ugly too!"
"Wow, did you see Alkema play last night?"
"..Yeah, wow they sucked so much"
"Band with ugly members"
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