What is Alkemyst?
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If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole.
KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!!
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A male of questionable sexual orientation that likes to mix piss and cum so that he can drink it.
I thought he was just a normal guy that wanted to
snowball , but he had me spit his cum into a cup and piss in it afterwards, then he drank it like a fucking alkemyst.
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A man that marries a tiny Japanese woman in hopes that she might think his micro-penis is of average size or even larger.
"Yeah, that needle-dicked Alkemyst had to go marry himself an Asian bitch because no girl that's ever seen a normal sized penis could be happy with him."
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Doing what you do best. To reach the best you have to offer. Someone who realizes the full potential of their niche.
When you take a t..
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when geeks get overexcited
geek 1: the robot convention is here next week!
geek 2: WHAT? I'M SO EXC- *wheeze* *Wheeze* *WHEEZE*
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When feelings that you think you've buried come back and in full force. These feelings almost always result in heartache of some so..
