Alkemyst

What is Alkemyst?


1.

If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole.

KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!!

See Joey

2.

A male of questionable sexual orientation that likes to mix piss and cum so that he can drink it.

I thought he was just a normal guy that wanted to snowball, but he had me spit his cum into a cup and piss in it afterwards, then he drank it like a fucking alkemyst.

3.

A man that marries a tiny Japanese woman in hopes that she might think his micro-penis is of average size or even larger.

"Yeah, that needle-dicked Alkemyst had to go marry himself an Asian bitch because no girl that's ever seen a normal sized penis could be happy with him."

See alkemyst, douchebag, douchebaggery, atot


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