All Jesus

What is All Jesus?


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1. All Jesus is a term referring to the positivity of a situation, despite a negative outlook.

Man 1:" Hey, looks like your tires went flat."

Man 2:" It's All Jesus though. Now I have an excuse to miss work."

See all good, all gravy


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