All Ma Mates Edit Meaning

1. When someone jacks off on your balls, and then you dip them in his mouth. After having intense sex with John, Bill came on John's ..

1. A town, sorry, 'borough' with a population of roughly 3,000 people. A place where absolutely nothing exciting happens. A pla..

1. The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe. Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which y..