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When you take a tube sock, defecate into it, and then you wield it as a whip above your head swinging it violently.
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Your girlfriend is in the bath tub, you are positioned on the toilet or adjacent piece of furniture. You proceed to pleasure yourself re..
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A generic newsletter, usually sent yearly and often with a Christmas card, which is generally smug and self-satisfied in tone.
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