All Pro Cock Hammer

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1. A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, morally/ asthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretic..

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1. A penis that gets rusty due to a sudden decrease of sword fighting. Because I stopped sword fighting, I got a rusty penis. See rusty, ..

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1. a sensation one feels in the presence of a beautiful smart girl that is named Jen. The feeling is one of numbness and awe. John gets a..

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