All Pro Cock Hammer

What is All Pro Cock Hammer?

When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.

She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !

Tampoline

1. Something girls use to bounce on. It is usually quite supple, though not, unfortunately, subtle. The sport of tampolining can be dangero..

Neville D'souza

1. Media Boffin with a fake leg. British, born 9th March 1987, Lives in the South-East. Hopes to one day be a TV Presenter/Interviewer. ..

Shit Stacked

1. so hammered drunk that one shits in his pants or on another object/person. John was so shit stacked he woke up with a giant loaf of cra..

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