All Pro Cock Hammer

What is All Pro Cock Hammer?

When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.

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Jakubowski

1. to fellate one's own penis with the aid of a harness and an intricate system of pulleys. Holy shit, I just saw the new Kylie Minog..

Crow Of Death

1. To make a "crow of death" basically means to abruptly change the subject of the conversation. The expression is to be used wit..

Uber Fag

1. someone who is extremly gay and goes out of their way to be a huge homosexual. "god, matt is an uber fag" "yeh uber fag..

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