All Pro Cock Hammer

What is All Pro Cock Hammer?

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Fake Talker

1. One who pretends to be talking on the cell phone to disguise their true motive(s). Bill (fake talking on his cell but thinking) There&a..

Pippi

1. Pippi Longstocking, a popular children's character in the 1970's and 80's, and subject of several made for TV movies. &q..

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