All Pro Cock Hammer

What is All Pro Cock Hammer?

When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.

She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !

Ecrawlers

1. A slang term used to refer to the STD crabs, usualy contracted over the internet. That website just gave me a bad case of the eCrawlers..

Yestersay

1. as in old news. when someone has just told you information that you already know. Beni went all out telling me about the 13 year old fa..

Masturnating

1. The act of Nate Aikening so much you are bad at sports, like volleyball "Man, he is really bad at volleyball today. He must have b..

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