All Pro Cock Hammer

What is All Pro Cock Hammer?

When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.

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Chotch Piece

1. a douche bag; asshole; idiot; morron; jackass on the field; etc... - "You're a chotch piece..." - "John Rally is a..

Owns

1. To be excellent or superior. That new video game owns! See nocturnal 2. To be unquestionably cool. Dick: Eh, I could do without The..

Eigenfaced

1. Heavily intoxicated by a chemical substance (esp. alcohol). Oh my god, I can't believe how eigenfaced I was last night! See drunk..

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