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cookies that are in the shape of jews.
what are you cooking?
jew cookies
why do you call them that.
because they bake in the oven.
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I love you so fucking god damn much it hurts.
Me: HOLLA !
Him: Heya. :p
Me: Hru today?
Him: Great.
Me: Shit, gtg my mom is bitching..