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when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado
look at that toilet tornado!..
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The feeling that someway, somehow, a duck is watching you.
I always get conjungulitus when I play mini golf.
See golf, duck, dutchoven..
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When a skank puts on an unnecessary amount of lipstick and sucks your dick while attempting to sing her favorite tunes.
Damn that bitch..
