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When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.
"What took you so long?"
"Relax ma..
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An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.
Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..
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oh my gosh! oh, no! like oi vey, but with a swedish sound.
he said that? oika poika!
See oh no, oi vay, holy cow, uh-oh, yikes..