What is Alladin's Shrine?
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Go to a thrift store and find a cheap anique lamp. When your girlfriend is sleeping stuff the lamp in her vagina and pour sand on and all over it. Stick your fingers inside of her and try to rub it three times w/o waking her up.
if you do you get one wish.
Dude shes cute but i heard big teddy gave her an Alladin's Shrine and shes loose as ballls.
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