What is All-american?
1.
A conformist who is blindly patriotic, votes Republican not because the values of the party are true to them, but because "everyone else is gay" or they're scared the terrorists will kill them and does whatever anyone wants for them. All American males usually have blond buzz cuts and are tall, well built and stupid. All American girls will usually have long blond hair, and stupid. They can be of any class, but often tend to be richer, or at least born in a rich suburban family. Still, most rednecks are all American, too.
Me- Hey, you are an all American
All American- Hell yes! I'm not one of those pansy Frenchies like you.
Me- Actually, I'm not French.
AA- Yeah you are. God hates you.
2.
Short for all-american drive in, home of the greatest cheapest, most delicious burgers, fries, shakes, rings, etc, etc, etc.
Located on the south side of merrick road in Massapequa,Long Island, NY.
Dude 1: Where should we go for lunch? I only have $2.38
Dude 2: All-American! With that kind of cash you could get 8 double-doubles, 5 shakes, and a large onion ring!
Dude 1: What the hell are we waiting for?
Dude 1: Where should we go for lunch? I just got paid, so I have enough money for just about anywhere.
Dude 2: All American! I need some of those cheap, delicious burgers and fries.
Dude 1: What the hell are we waiting for?
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3.
1] Term used to describe anything that a bankruptcy law clerk likes. 2] Term usually used repeatedly after a bankruptcy law clerk has a few drinks and is made in reference to any female that is in the bankruptcy law clerk's line of sight. 3] Term used so frequently, to describe so many different types of things, that it has lost all meaning.
John: "She's just all-american. Thats what I need, an all-american girl."
Justin: "Girls with boots, that look like hookers are not all-amercian."
John: "Are you kidding me? Boots are all-amercian."
4.
A word that defines a set of things as the best (that means worst) that America has to offer. Anything with this label on it is well avoided.
Usually "all-american girls" are blonde dumbfucks. See
"All-american (fake) football teams" are usually the best at playing the lame, homosexual, "lets wear lycra and touch our balls" game. See
Congratulations, sir. You've won a set of five cars.
HOLY SHIT! They're all-american! Corvettes, mustangs, pintiac gto, trans(exual)ams! THIS IS TRULY HELL!
*sells the cars and buys a mercedes, a vintage rolls, a Jag, a classic aston and a chocolate factory*
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