All-brent Team

What is All-brent Team?


1.

college basketball players, almost always from the big ten, whom brent musburger loves and worships. his face is surgically attached to their asses. he will usually come up with nicknames for them or get extremely excited when they make average plays or check in to the game. the 2008 all-brent team consists of michael flowers(Wisconsin), Goran Suton (Mich. St.), Joe Krabbenhoft (Wisconsin), Robbie Hummel (Purdue), and Brent's player of the year- D.J. White (Indiana). All of these players have some skill, but in brents eyes they may as well be the best players to pick up a basketball.

(michael flowers checks in)

Brent: "FOLKS, HERE COMES THE BEST ON BALL DEFENDER IN ALL OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL!!! WHY ISNT THERE A SPOT ON THE ALL-AMERICAN TEAM FOR HIM? what d'ya think pardner??"

Pardner: (confused by the sudden erection in brents pants, has no idea how to respond to his love for players on the All-Brent Team, and says nothing)

(Goran Suton checks out with 5 points, 4 assists, 4 rebounds, and a blocked shot)

Brent: Pardner! LOOK AT THAT STAT LINE!! OOOOO MERCY, EVERY PLAYER IN AMERICA WISHES THEY COULD HAVE THOSE SOLID NUMBERS NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT!

Pardner: (confused by brents man crush with one of his all brent players, the pardner simply stares at brent)

See brent, musburger, musberger, mushburger, man-crush, mancrush, man crush


20

Random Words:

1. being logged on to myspace and facebook at the same time. Hey bob, what are you doing? Oh nothing sheril just mybooking, all the cool ..
1. (pronounced: "kwahpo"). A quarter of a pound of marijuana. Hey man, what's up with that quapo you was supposed to get? ..
1. Webster defines it as an expression used in disbelief. (Some random dude loses a "sure" victory in Halo) Random dude: OMFGWT..