What is Allen's Coffee Brandy?


Magical Mood changing elixir.

Caffeinated alcoholic beverage available in Maine and New Hampshire. Tastes like an iced coffee. Better than kalhua

When you're really dragging from last night's hangover, Allen's will get you ready to start again.


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