What is Allentard?
1.
-Noun
1. A person from Allentown, Pennsylvania.
2. A person who exhibits certain characteristics common to Allentown, Pennsylvania.
3. A person too retarded even for New Jersey.
Related forms:
Allentarded, adjective
Q: Why is that white boy smoking Kools and wearing his Penguins hat backwards while driving a canary-yellow 1992 Civic with Glasspacks and listening to top 20 R&B music?
A: He's an Allentard.
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Random Words:
1.
To be drunk.
Man, he was totally dickhoused last night.
See drunk, plastered, hammered, shitfaced, shmammered..