Allentown Edit Meaning

1.

The third-most populous city in Pennsylvania, following Philadelphiaand Pittsburgh. It is best known for being the subject and title of a popular Billy Joel song. Most importantly, I have no idea what the first definition is referring to, as the city is predominantly white. There has been an increase in crime, most notably prostitution, so maybe the hookers are the ones with exposed, saggy breasts.

Allentown is 60 miles from Philly

See philly, breasts, crime, city

2.

A city in Pennsylvania, OR a kick ass little town in Monmouth County, New Jersey. Everyone knows everybody and Woody's is the shit!

Farmington sucks ass. Go Allentown!

See allentown, farmington, pennsylvania, new jersey, atown

3.

crap city in crap state. 3/4 of city consists of said "niggers" and is almost totally made up of "ghetto." sights worth seeing in allentown include: obese puerto ricans walking like "gangsters" with pants at their knees (kneepants) for males, or extremely low cut shirts made up of a square foot of material exposing saggy breasts for nice white girls like myself to see and possibly choke from seeing. these shirts tend to be red. also my favorite sight is all of the "gangsters" with their hair plastered onto their foreheads like they are heading into high winds and need to keep it in place. for examples of this, see the yearbook of trexler middle school, where you'll find examples of all of these. allentown in two words: scary shit.

"Yo my schizzle, lend a brotha a pimpin ride ta a-town so's myself can finda nigga ta hook myself up wit some hot beeotches nigga dawg shit nigga."

4.

A town in Pennsylvania that has a most excellent Fair called the , "Great Allentwon Fair," which had a concert showing The Magic Numbers, Ween, Sonic Youth, and the all amazing Flaming Lips. The Flaming Lipsof which had a very elaborate performance including streamers, confetti, human sized hamster balls, santa clauses, aliens, smoke machines, strobe lights, a giant pair of hands, japanese people, teletubbies, and a nun.

Wow, I love Allentown purely because of it's entertainment.

See amazing, fantabulous, dirty

5.

One of the nicest places in Pennsylvania. Home of Dorney Park and some of the friendliest people. Murder Rate was low in 2005, only 11 people. That's below average for a big state like that. There is people who can leave their keys in their car while its running and nothing will happen. I know this because i go there every weekend to get out of the hood. That's maybe the reason while the murder rate was 11 and not a lower number because alot of people go to Allentown to get out of the slums and move to a better place to change their life. Too many people cluddered in one place from alot of different hoods is going to eventually fight because it's the way they grew up. Learning to mean mug and grill others and it'll be a fight from there.

Allentown is such a great city to live in and do not believe any of the gossip that goes around saying that its bad with alot of black people roaming around with crack heads because Allentown's government won't allow anyone to roam around homeless and it's more white people in the city than any other race.

See nice, friendly, pennsylvania, rich, wealthy, kind