What is Allentown Crabapple?
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Origins are likely unknown - I'd assume Allentown, but I'm really doubtful of that. I heard it from this kid at a show in Cleveland, and just thought it so bizzare, I had to include it.
An Allentown Crabapple is just another word for penis, or rockhard errection.
"I'm gonna break her off some ol' allentown crabapple."
Random Words:
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verb. to physically fuck a person (or other individual) out of a window.
(noun: defuckestration)
"holy shit!! where'd she go..
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a person who combines all three aspects of a vegan/vegetarian, stoner, and a surfer. Sort of like the modern day hippie.
Brandon Boyd ..