What is Alley Oop?
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A play in which one player throws the ball into the vicinity of the rim and a jumping team-mate catches it and scores a basket in one motion, usually with a dunk.
Shaq made 2 alley oops in the heat game.
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An American comic strip created by V. T. Hamlin in 1932. It's mostly about the adventures of caveman Alley Oop who lives in the prehistoric kingdom of Moo and rides his pet dinosaur Dinny.
Check this Sunday's Alley Oop in the funnies. It seems like they've been running that strip forever.
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An Alley Oop can happen when a person goes to wipe their ass after taking a shit. As a the hand brings the toilet paper up to the anus, an extra little turd falls out of the ass, sticks to the toilet paper, and gets slammed back into the rim... just like in basketball.
Unfortunately, an Alley Oop usually means that the turd will be smeard around on your ass and probably require a shower.
I went to wipe my ass and gave myself an Alley Oop. Gross.
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