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A Porta Swamp is a really sweaty glove you can wear, so that you can capture the essence of the swamp with the palm of your hand. The un..
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The singular pleasure gained by refolding a map on its original creases.
Bob, the cartographer, was good at mapsturbation.
See maps, m..
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The act of shitting on a man or woman's face, than evenly spreading it across their face, as if it were a facial. Then, the nipples..