Allied Irish

What is Allied Irish?

Allied Irish is Irish rhyming slang for the act of masturbation. Can also be shortened to allied.

It comes from an irish institution called the Allied Irish bank which rhymes with wank. Having a wank is a British/Irish term for masturbation.

E.g. That movie was so hot, I need to go for an allied Irish.

Or: god, I'm horny. I need to go for an allied.

See wank, masturbate, clean the pipes, spank the monkey

Haueter

1. the most awesome people on the planet. you cant have a party without them or else its not a party. they are so haueter and i want to be..

On Tha Real

1. when you really mean something, when its tha truf.(also used;on tha real tip) on tha real,that chick is playin u!..

Twosie In The Bank

1. v. to need to poop, usually soon. "Geez Hilty I got a twosie in the bank!" See take a shit, take a dump, dumps, cosbys..

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