Alligator Fuckhouse Edit Meaning

1.

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!

Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."

See alligator, deathroll, 40 year-old virgin, gator

2.

A term used for when I bite the neck of my lover and open their legs like a mighty crocodile then go into a deathroll while having sexual intercourse with him.

I gave Rex a good Alligator Fuckhouse last night after mom went to work.

See alligators, bite, roll, nasty, kinky

3.

Performing any and all sexual acts while wearing jorts.

Let's go to UF. Jorts turn me on! I am freaky for the jorts. It's going to be an alligator fuckhouse with all those jorts!

See jorts, gators, florida, uf, jean shorts, coitus

4.

The act known as the Alligator Fuckhouse consists of placing the female lying down on her side, opening her legs like the powerful jaws of the mighty crocodile, and imitating the couragous tamer of these fearsome beasts.... ramming your entire head into her vagina.

Kevin: "I wore her like a hat last night!"

Andy: "Sounds like an alligator fuckhouse to me."

See sexual positions

5.

An orgy involving the exclusive use of French Ticklers. The ridges on the French Ticklers, represent the roughness of an Alligator's back. And the fuckhouse is, well, the orgy part.

Suit up with your French Ticklers, 'cause we're having an Alligator Fuckhouse up in here!

See french, tickler, condom, fuck

6.

The state of having completed the following tasks successfully:

1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.

2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.

3) You demand that she consumes all the food.

3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware(tm) and it eat it later.

note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.

Man #1: It was a total alligator fuckhouse

man #2: I'll be damned.... when is the wedding?

See donkey punch, angry dragon, tony danza, alabama slam-her, selekta