What is Allison The Clownface?
A girl who looks like a man with a manstache. She puts on too much makeup and looks like either a clown or she sneezed while putting it on. Her underwear always sticks out of her pants like something is trying to escape her fruit of da looms. But she also is a spasmatic bitch with a serious problem with getting attention.
Me-"Swann, did you see Allison the Clownface ? She looked like a total beast today."
Swann- "Is this something new today?"