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1. The fastest speed imaginable...light speed is too slow! It is extremely dangerous to go to ludicrous speed. It may result in you going t..

1. To quietly astound by sparkling, incisive wit. Sometimes ironic. He was quietzappling here the other day . . . He does rather quietzap..

1. Noun. A person wearing an obviously fake mustache. Also used for the sake of making the word "purple" a rhyming word. "..