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When you are doing a bitch, while drunk as hell and slip your dick into her asshole pretending it was an accident
I gave this bitch a f..
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to misconstrue, to lie
I penguin 5 5 5 5'ed my GF and told her I was going to play basketball, when in fact I was going to the tit..
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A noticeably bad shaving job.
Joe: "Wow, cut yourself shaving this morning?"
Tom: "Yeah, I've started performing a..
