Alltheist

What is Alltheist?


1.

A person who tries to claim ties to every religion out of fear of picking the "wrong" one. This in turn forms a paradoxbecause some religions, such as Hinduism and Judiasm contradict each other as the former is polytheistic and the latter explicitly states that there is only one God.

A typical Alltheist may believe in Jesus, Hindu gods, and even the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Guy: I don't want to go to hell, so I'll just become an Alltheist

Girlfriend: Why am I even going out with you?

See religion, all, fear, hell, paradox


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