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1) a bed that is all scrumpled up
2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know
3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk..
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dick cockpenis
Nothing like a quick tune on my trouser flute last thing at night to send me off to sleep!
See dick, cock, prick, phal..
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v. to wake one's partner with testicular eye-ware
Sally is asleep
Johnny is bored or lonely or something and decides that Sally n..