What is Almond Joy?
1.
The male version of a camel toe where you can see the outline of the dudes junk from pants that are too tight.
Dude, check out Tim's Almond Joy. No wonder he's always depressed.
2.
A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"
His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!
3.
A situation in which a man's testicles might shift to a position that is very uncomfortable and requires adjusting.
Rick totally forgot how deep my car seats were the other day and gave himself an almond joy.
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4.
the act of using marzipan as sexual lubricant
"I gave my girlfriend the almond joy last night.....my dick feels like it's been through a belt sander"
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5.
The act in which a man lays a dump across a girl's pussy and then proceeds to ejaculate on the excrement.
Dude, I totally gave Suzy an almond joy last night!
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6.
When a guy shits on a girls chest, rubs her tits in it, and then proceeds to clip his toe nails into the feces.
"Hey bob, I gave you're wife an almond joy last night"
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7.
a person who is only attractive sometimes.
John Mayer is an almond joy.
