Almondextrous

What is Almondextrous?

To think your jokes are funnier than they really are.

Hey guys, did you hear my joke? I eat nuts with both hands. I must be almondextrous.

See stefan, nuts, ambidextrous, stupid, lame

Smut Puppy

1. Someone who is a sucker for smut, sex, pornos and strippers. Also, a band from Michigan. any guy who thinks watching porn together is ..

Tlot

1. A penile rupture caused by anal sex with scorpions. Ow, dude! I just got a massive tlot. I won't be having anal sex with scorpions..

Horse Eating Oats

1. The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month. I fingered Alice last night. It was like a horse eatin..

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