Almondy

What is Almondy?

The state of being being bitter, yet sweet. Usually applied to angry black homosexual males. The word is taken from the DMV episode of Martin.

Why is Twan acting so almondy? I guess his boyfriend left him.

See gay, homosexual, angry, bitter, sweet, african american, black

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