Almonte

What is Almonte?


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A small town to the west of Ottawa, Canada. Located on a small river with a charming old town area, and a big fair in the summer, Almonte is a quaint place to visit. But not such a nice place to live. Generally inhabited with closed-minded hicks and preppy teenagers, this place is full of judgmental people who hate the idea of anything mildly different. Like a stereotyped high school in a town.

"Why is that guy such a jackass?"

"He's from Almonte."

"Ohhh..."

See almonte, ottawa, hick town


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