Almost

What is Almost?


1.

Not quite; close to reaching a certain point.

Willy was almost ready to leave, but remembered that he needed to get his shoes shined.

2.

A song by Bowling for Soup That I would say almost everyone could relate to.

I aaallllmost had you,

but I guess that doesn't cut it.

I aaallllmost had you,

and I didn't even know it.

You kept me guessin'

and now I'm destined

to spend my time missin' you.

I almost wish you would've loved me too.

3.

coulda, shoulda, woulda didn't. you should have fwapped that.

well i almost-

"BULLSHIT. yer such a pussy!"


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