Almost Bestie

What is Almost Bestie?


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it's kind of self explanatory, but almost bestie is someone who is not quite your best friend but is nearly.

It is also a ironic expression for bagging your best friend by sayin that they are only your "almost bestie".

claire: "helen, fuck off, you are only ,my almost bestie!!!"

helen: "(sob, sob) i thought you were my best friend"

OR

helen: "you just failed me by not giving me your lunch, you are no longer my almost bestie! (laughs hilariously)

claire:i didn't want to be you stinking almost bestie anyway, i've got my friend amy instead!"

See best friend, bestie, almost, half, insult


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