Almost Boning

What is Almost Boning?


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The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of sex, or no sex at all.

Josh: "Dude, did you just see me talk to that chick"

John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)

Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"

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