What is Almost Boning?
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The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of sex, or no sex at all.
Josh: "Dude, did you just see me talk to that chick"
John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)
Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"
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The act of one engaging in both douchebaggery and hypocrisy.
Person 1: I don't pay my taxes. WHY CAN'T THE GOVERNMENT FIX SHI..
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The act of licking the ass milk off of a door handle that somebody just ass banged.
Tad and Jonathan got drunk, Tad proceeded to ass ba..
