Almost Couple

What is Almost Couple?

When a guy and a girl do everything that a dating couple would do, except have sex. This includes:

1. Walking to class together

2. Talking late at night and early in the morning

3. Telling the girl that she looks beautiful everyday

4. Wanting to go to college near each other

5. Spending excessive time together

6. Communicating without talking

Lulu: Are you and Kesela an almost couple?

Ship Captain: Yeah, Kesela is my almost girlfriend!

See couple, almost, girlfriend, boyfriend, dating

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