Almost Crimes

What is Almost Crimes?

something or someone that is so cool/sweet/fun its almost illegal.

"that chicks almost crimes, man."

Ayyodun

1. hello hi whats up buddy ayyodun..

Crab Cracker

1. squeezing the sackin between the two thighs while trying to fork. Judy crab crackered Joes' sack last night. See sex, balls, nut ..

B0n0r

1. Pop a stiffy, get hard. After looking at porn I got t3h b0n0r! See brikc..

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