Almost Crimes

What is Almost Crimes?

something or someone that is so cool/sweet/fun its almost illegal.

"that chicks almost crimes, man."

Vaginal Hypothermia

1. The end result of Brazilian waxing. There used to be alot of muff, but then the Brazilians killed it all. Now vaginal hypothermia is up..

Slampuppy

1. Cuter than a Slam-pigg, but a girl you could take home without any prior relationship, friend or more. A girl you know you can take hom..

Mashing Softies

1. Lesbians having sex. Mashing their vaginas against each other. Deb and Carol love mashing softies together. See scissoring, lesbians, ..

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