Almost Crimes Edit Meaning

1. What occurs when it's so cold outside that your penis shrivels down to the size of a tator tot. Dude, it's freezing outside...

1. a noise made by a gerbil whilst drinking tea M'oh this is good tea, i wish I had thumbs (in a gerbil voice) See sound, noise, voi..

1. A blanket excuse for poor productivity, service, and doing a good job. irked customer: So why has my car been sitting here for 3 days a..