Almost Crimes Edit Meaning

1. A woman who enjoys either fondling, mastrubating, licking, sucking, penetrating, molesting, fucking, or otherwise, in some form, touchin..

1. commonly refered to briscoe trying to boast about his cock size not knowing that he said it wrong. "Eerrr my dick is 20mm, ah i me..

1. Steal, rob, take, swipe. See Kifed, Kifing. I was going to kife her sunglasses, but took her wallet instead. 2. Complete and utter c..