Almost Crimes Edit Meaning

1. To have the ball sack of an older man hung in your mouth whilst you are receiving fellatio lying in the middle of a country lane. Fredd..

1. Morbid and irrational fear of the number 175,920,801. Unseptpentanovodiniloctonilunophobia. The one fear nobody dares talk about. See..

1. Being injured during the act of sex. I got sinjured while trying to put her in the pretzel last night. See sinjured, sinjury, sex, inj..