Almost Crimes Edit Meaning

1. (n.) An event that will never happen. See synonym when pigs fly. It'll be a cold day in hell before I return her calls. See Gumba..

1. The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivetof a situati..

1. Monkey Good pussy that makes you say " o O O EE" Man that bitch had some good m0nkey. Brass m0nkey that funk Monkey. See pu..