Almost Crimes Edit Meaning

1. A substitute for oral sex, that includes a towel massaging a penis. Babygurrl, it's okay, I don't need to cum in your mouth. ..

1. to be one with kittie's of the world. to dislike most dogs, and to nap regulally. kittieism the way of the world. See goth, gamer..

1. The fear of pooping in public restroom stalls. My sister suffers from pipsphobia everytime we are at the mall. See pip, pipper..