Almost Crimes Edit Meaning

1. to remove the excess urine from a penis by the means of shaking, draining, jingling, ringing etc... Shake once thats fine, shake twice ..

1. The act of inserting one's thumb into another's anus, repeatedly. "Suzie squealed like a pig in heat whilst I was fonzin..

1. The process of boiling and recondensing alcohol in order to raise its proof. That Hoochery was so pure, I think the fumes took out an I..