Almost Crimes Edit Meaning

1. A movie "vampire" with bad makeup poorly covering inexplicably orange skin (a la Twilight). Oh! Those yampires! They try to ..

1. orgasmic for your ears. a sound so amazing it is orgasm inducing. Wow! That music is eargasmatic. See orgasmic, orgasm, terrific..

1. The act of evenly distributing creamy Jif peanut butter all over your ball sack and having your dog slurp it off your nuts while you bea..