Almost Crimes Edit Meaning

1. A white male genital erection. Hey woman, sit on my bonedaddy...

1. A spontaneous freezing of the effluvium within a persons nose when inhaling in sub arctic temperatures. Frozen mucus within the nasal ca..

1. A sloppy, poor, white trash, undereducated, inbred being from the wrong side of the tracks. "Dude, where did you get that jacket? ..