Almost Crimes

What is Almost Crimes?

something or someone that is so cool/sweet/fun its almost illegal.

"that chicks almost crimes, man."

Tea_bagged

1. When a male places his testes on another person's facial region. John pulled out his testes, stood over Jane's head, and tea_..

Hooker Jacked

1. When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off. Pete went out got himself a ..

Harness Jack

1. To jack off while parachuting. Bob: Hey dude, lets harness jack! Jim: Alright!! See Moskau..

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