Almost Crimes

What is Almost Crimes?

something or someone that is so cool/sweet/fun its almost illegal.

"that chicks almost crimes, man."

Spaffment

1. A statement of much spaffage. That is a horrendously Bitchylegendary spaffment. See bitchylegend, spaffwald, mealifer, spaff..

Churching

1. To boast or exaggerate beyond truth. To sell beyond merit. Dude, Darcy was totally churching you up to that little redheaded girl at t..

Alaskan Hummer

1. The result of quickly drinking a slurpee and then performing oral sex. If you pick up a coke slurpee on the way over, I'll give yo..

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