Almost Crimes Edit Meaning

1. The idiot drivers that move steadily along, but suddenly increase speed when they wake up and realize you are passing them. If they suc..

1. The act of stringing several mispronounced words together to form one unified, confused sound. This occurence is commonplace when the su..

1. To suck the farts out of a dead rabbit's ass. "Esther, did you hear that Lucy Johnsons husband was arrested and charged with ..