Almost Crimes Edit Meaning

1. The term to describe the over-sized inner labia of a woman which sometimes appears as if a lettuce has been inserted into the vajayjay ..

1. A Jumping Zippo Damn You Zippz0r Why do u have to jump so freaking high See Keith..

1. Protects you from the boogie man. And everything else imaginable. Oh Teh NoEs!!11!! Peter is about to explode, Where the fuck is my pi..