Almost Crimes Edit Meaning

1. Nice body, salmon eyes Q. What did the penis say to the ethiopian? A. salmon eyes See dirty sanchez, banana, table, celine dion..

1. An act of shitting on a woman's chest and rubbing your ass in between her nose. Enzo gave Shelby a wonderful shose. See shit, nos..

1. A person who rummages through trash/garage sale "free" boxes for buried gold (i.e. empty bottles, copper, scrap aluminum, brok..