What is Almost Dong?
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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
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The act of playing beanbags while being drunk - boozing.
Damn, we were beanboozin for like 12 hours straight last night...
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When you put your hands in your boots and someone comes up from behind and mounts you like a bear.
I was just walking through the fores..