What is Almost Dong?
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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
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Someone who is drunk or high; usually acting like a doofus or booftard.
Last night, as you rolled in the mud, you were being a hyphy he..
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A particularly bad fart committed in an enclosed space: It's rank and you wish it was outside.
Bloody Nora, luv. What have you eat..
