What is Almost Dong?
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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
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When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the l..
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A phrase used by white people when they absolutely need a smack in the face.
Tarquin: "Yo yo yo homie yo"
Dominic: "Jee..
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standing in the way of a spray-fart
that homo just got an imperial stormtrooper-look at the mud on his tongue!
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