Almost Dong

What is Almost Dong?


1.

The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.

I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.

See crotch, scrotum, gooch, groin


26

Random Words:

1. Gay/Disgusting Fat Asian That guy is so fat and ugly he reminds me of a Vorakij :] . See gay, ugly, disgusting, trash..
1. An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent ..
1. A jasonette is a large bassinet, similar to a hammock, specifically for Jason to perform the activities that he sees fit. A jasonette i..