What is Almost Dong?
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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
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When you eat something, and hardly any of it gets in your mouth. Instead, it ends up on the floor.
Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food..
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..
