Almost Dong

What is Almost Dong?


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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.

I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.

See crotch, scrotum, gooch, groin


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