What is Almost Dong?
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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
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A sexual act to spoon cooked Mac N' Cheese in a womans vagina then proceed to eat it out.
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A hi5 that represents a rebound in a recently separated couple.
Me: "High-five!!"
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