What is Almost Dong?
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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
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A balding old man, who generally works in retail
My manager is a right zipperdyrms.
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A person who is completly awesome, funny, loyal and true to his or her word.
Wow, she is such a gangstermuffin!
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