What is Almost Dong?
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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
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a guy takes a shit
then he wipes the shit off of his asshole with a rag of any size
he uses the shitrag for masturbation
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The act of drinking so much red wine that your lips acquire a dark purplish crust and your teeth turn a shade of blue.
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