What is Almost Dong?
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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
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another word for the female vagina
He wanted to explore her nether lips with his schlong
See pussy, cunt, beaver, coochie, poontang, c..
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A person who has problems with his testicles. Can't see them (too small), can't play with them (doesn't like to), or just..
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(Australian lingo)
To throw a tantrum; to go crazy.
This joey is cracking a sad!
Don't crack a sad!
(Also said as, "chuck ..