What is Almost Dong?
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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
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When something becomes too much to handle.
"That song was a natural disaster."
See hurricane, flood, tornado, hail..
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The act of urinating, and pulling it in too quick. It often results in penis painting, the dots of piss visible through pants.
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Any person that thrives on spermacide and has a penis shaped skull.
Modine Gunch looks like a spermotozoa...
