What is Almost Dong?
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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
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Also a county in southeast Texas. Painfully boring. If you want to go ANYWHERE, have enough gas to drive 30 min. to Beaumont.
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an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.
mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie
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Someone who on an instant messaging service will mess with you and act all tough but in real life, he is a shy little boy who doesnt wan..
