What is Almost Dong?
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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
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When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Bob: Did you hear Richa..
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The anniversary of the day on which an individual became vegan.
Today is my veganniversary. I haven't touched eggs in a year!
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