What is Almost Dong?
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The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
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When a guy shoots his wad on a girls stomach and spreads it around with an X-Box controller,PS2 controller,remote, or your limp cock. ..