Almost Porn

What is Almost Porn?


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Softcore pornographyeither in video or image form that does not show penetration, and usually has very brief shots of both the male penis or female vagina. There are also no cumshots for either partner shown on camera. You may often find these types of videos on Cinnemax or HBO2 late at night.

Since my scrambling box doesn't work for the Spice Channel, I have to settle for Cinnemax and Almost Porn


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