What is Almost Sexual?
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Something is to the extend/pinnacle of sexual. Someone that is so sexual that control others minds with his/her sexual. Someone that is so beyond sexaual that they have gained enlightenment and are at a god or djhannaba status. Someone that has the reproductive organs of a whale. One that has worked closely with Mr.Miyagi, Michael Parkinson and Captain Birdseye. A power beyond any other the power to be more physically attractive than any other around you.
Often referred to as humpable, rogering, uber, a birdseye, penis master, captain 'o' wonderful, dr. o' hollohan
1; Hes so good he's Almost Sexual!
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Consume a penis in the upward direction. See eat a dick, dick-eater.
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