What is Almost Single?
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when a person is in a relationship that will end but neither party wants to do the dirty deed of breaking up the relationship but both parties know its over.
You're almost single because You and your significant other don't speek anymore, you don't even know what they're doing anymore and you don't care and your significant other feels the same, but no one will say "okay this is getting ridiculus, lets just be friends"
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