Almost Suck It

What is Almost Suck It?


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an answer to the question "are you hard"?

I had a semiand the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softyshe asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"

See semi, half a hard on, sponge bob, balsa wood, soft serve


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