Almost Suck It

What is Almost Suck It?

an answer to the question "are you hard"?

I had a semiand the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softyshe asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"

See semi, half a hard on, sponge bob, balsa wood, soft serve

Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

1. This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a meta..

Hoopan

1. A dick weed that talks about someones mamma a lot preferably related to sex. Matt Crowley is a fucking hoopan. See Ralph Gagliardi..

Queskikca

1. The sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something. John: *kicked in nuts* queskikca!!!! See queskikca 1. The s..

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