Almost Suck It

What is Almost Suck It?

an answer to the question "are you hard"?

I had a semiand the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softyshe asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"

See semi, half a hard on, sponge bob, balsa wood, soft serve

Hefalump Slaying

1. When one has the intension to go out and have sex with a fat chick or Hefalump. He dude we been having bad luck with the chicks lets go..

How Many Beers Would It Take?

1. a game popularized by Phil Hendrie. You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck them pam anderson = 0 bee..

Thigh Butt

1. The ratio of thigh to butt on a woman; easily viewable by a visible "crease" between the thigh and butt. The thigh to butt rat..

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