Almost Suck It

What is Almost Suck It?

an answer to the question "are you hard"?

I had a semiand the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softyshe asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"

See semi, half a hard on, sponge bob, balsa wood, soft serve

Krang Bang

1. To hit an unsuspecting person in the head with your scrotum. The scrotum resembles Krang, the villan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

Elephant Knee

1. Larger version of Moose Knuckle. An exceedingly large version of a camel toe. Dude, what's up with the zoo in here today? What? ..

Shizz

1. a. replaces shit in all contexts b. the coolest can be used either positively or negatively a. balls on that shizz, let's bounce..

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