Almost Winner

What is Almost Winner?


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noun - a loser, but a nice way of putting it.

John: Oh man! I can't believe we lost that volleyball match in phys. ed today.

Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.

See politically correct, loser, second place, runner up, dumb


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