What is Almostache?
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The early adolecent stage of growing a mustache,when it mostly consists of peach-fuzz with a dozen or so black hairs.
mother: "Go wash that dirt off of your upper lip for dinner".
preteenager: "I did mom,this is my mustache".
mother: " I'm sorry that I confused your almostache with having a dirty lip".
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1. To be much better at something than someone else
2. To diss someone so thoroughly that no comeback is possible
to put one's sm..
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Really runny snot mixed with chunky throw up giving the appearance of Quaker oatmeal
don't let that oatmeal fool you, Quaker'..