Almostache

What is Almostache?


1.

The early adolecent stage of growing a mustache,when it mostly consists of peach-fuzz with a dozen or so black hairs.

mother: "Go wash that dirt off of your upper lip for dinner".

preteenager: "I did mom,this is my mustache".

mother: " I'm sorry that I confused your almostache with having a dirty lip".


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