What is Almostache?
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The early adolecent stage of growing a mustache,when it mostly consists of peach-fuzz with a dozen or so black hairs.
mother: "Go wash that dirt off of your upper lip for dinner".
preteenager: "I did mom,this is my mustache".
mother: " I'm sorry that I confused your almostache with having a dirty lip".
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A person of scottish nationality. Due to the national breakfast being the slop they call porridge.
Shut up you Porridgewog
See Haitch..
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This is the area in which you occupy when in a car needing space for you lower abdominal area, it is mainly fought over by the primitive..
