Almostache

What is Almostache?

The early adolecent stage of growing a mustache,when it mostly consists of peach-fuzz with a dozen or so black hairs.

mother: "Go wash that dirt off of your upper lip for dinner".

preteenager: "I did mom,this is my mustache".

mother: " I'm sorry that I confused your almostache with having a dirty lip".

'bate Sesh

1. Short for "Masturbation Session". Name given for the time spent masturbating. I felt like shit all day, but then I had a sick..

Zinkel

1. A large or unordinary large body part. 1. Dang that is a large zinkel 2. That guy has a zinkel See body, nasty, dan, fuz..

Zermux

1. to illegally acquire files over the internet -Where did you get this song, Jim? -Oh, I zermuxed it last night. See haxor, pirate, rug..

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