What is Almostache?
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The early adolecent stage of growing a mustache,when it mostly consists of peach-fuzz with a dozen or so black hairs.
mother: "Go wash that dirt off of your upper lip for dinner".
preteenager: "I did mom,this is my mustache".
mother: " I'm sorry that I confused your almostache with having a dirty lip".
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Labia with a tinge of brown. Though they may appear to be fresh roast beef, do not try to serve them on a po-boy with gravy. Roast beef ..
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v. Masturbate.
He disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes, and I knew he'd gone to spank one off...
