What is Almostache?
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The early adolecent stage of growing a mustache,when it mostly consists of peach-fuzz with a dozen or so black hairs.
mother: "Go wash that dirt off of your upper lip for dinner".
preteenager: "I did mom,this is my mustache".
mother: " I'm sorry that I confused your almostache with having a dirty lip".
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someone who likes to give it up the bum
man, matt is a real anal driller
See marmite miner, porksword, ass..
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The most beautiful and sacred part of the human body. Generally found on women, although many climbers from the SE USA weak sauce have ..
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Performing a Dirty Sanchez after taking ecstasy.
I introduced Stacy to Dirty Sanchez's retarded cousin last night.
See dirty, sex..
