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1. when you put mascara on a dalmation and it goes in a river. When it comes out it can officially be called a pandarised dog. OMG look at..

1. A droll and catchy pick up line guaranteed to woo the ladies, I thought maybe after a chardonnay and a strawberry torte, we could go b..

1. pronounced wombat, stands for "wetting my bed all the time" I went through a period of w.m.b.a.t.t. untill i was 13! See wom..