Almostsmart

What is Almostsmart?

A shitfestival message board full of Bush haters and emo kids with shitty tastes in music.

"Really, how fun is it to come to Almost Smart? It's full depressing emo kids sharing their shitty taste in music, drugs,poems and views on life"

Cum Stalagtite

1. When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making st..

Elijah

1. The term used to identify a hot guy. With a nice body. Woah! He is so Elijah! See elijah, fine, hot, sexy 2. the first name a) of..

Shamada Shamada

1. 1. Used singularly, it is a language, characterised by fast speech, over-use of the 'e' syllable, and insertion of 'h&apo..

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